how much sex the 10-year-old you thinks you should have
was friends your favorite tv show in the 5th grade? for a lot of us, it set the bar for how we hoped our 20’s would be.
well, if you meet these criteria:
1. live in nyc
2. aren’t homeless
3. can count 5 close friends (maybe one of which you’ve slept with?)
4. have had any of the following jobs: waitress, cook, masseuse, failed actor, a vague suit/office job or something in an academic environment.
…then i say you’re pretty much living the dream. omg, i guess i am!!! congrats to us all.
now, to put your sex life into perspective, we can consult this vulture post breaking down how many sexual partners each character had through the show’s 10-year run.
chandler: 10.5 sex partners
ross: 14 sex partners
monica: 14.5 sex partners
rachel: 15.5 sex partners
phoebe: 32.5 sex partners
joey: 51.5 sex partners
this brings the group average to a little bit over two partners per year.
do you feel better about life now?